doing a runner

Leaving a place to avoid a difficult/unpleasant situation or to avoid paying for something.

"Where's Bill?"
"He's doing a runner mate."

by A231 November 7, 2017

Do a Baruchi

Committing to a bicycle ride and at the last moment, to give a lame excuse and leave everyone waiting.

He said he would come out for the bike ride, 5 minutes before the starting time he claimed his Brazilian uncle was sleeping on his cycling clothes, we told him not to do a baruchi but he left us in the rain and went back to sleep. #doabaruchi

by Brazilian baruchi January 26, 2018

Doing A Kanye

Doing a Kanye is to think something is the total opposite of what is actually is.

He decided to wear $500 yeezy’s and was doing a Kanye because he thought he was a genius.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** September 4, 2021

Doing a Johnra on it

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.

'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"

by Mr. Banterking June 12, 2012

to do a julio

To be so eager to win a pizza buffet bet against a girl, that you eat until it is physically impossible to chew any more and vomit the contents of your stomach onto the table- in the restaurant. And then demand a rematch.

"dude, no! ooh GAHD! Just try not to do a Julio, ok?....oh that is grim, you totally projectiled across the table"
"yeah, it kinda looks like stroganoff"

by KaylitaW November 21, 2011

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

by ed.da.vinci August 25, 2011

Doing a 'Bally'

When someone is doing a 'Bally' they are generally not coming into work because they have a minor sniffle - or in most cases there is nothing wrong them at all, and they had simply heard another person in the work place was unwell, and decided to jump onto their bandwagon.

Person 1 - "Have you seen Woody today?" - Person 2 "He's not in, he's doing a 'Bally'"

by Dept of employees February 20, 2019