Davidism

A man who has lost 300 dollars or more in madden;
A man who’s emotions get the best of him and he blocks people because he can’t controls his emotions

He lost madden many times and now he’s going into davidism mode

by Maddenking71985 June 22, 2022

David

the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.

Damn david you looking mighty thicc today

by ThiccNigga26 August 27, 2019

David

David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. David’s voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just can’t wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.

Girl: “Wow David is so handsome.”
Boy: “Maybe, but I definitely love his jokes, they’re so funny!”

by tkdmasterright September 19, 2018

David

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

David

A boy who will never be loved by a girl. (Me)

David keeps getting rejected

by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019

David

some dickhead who pissed me off over and over again. so yeah only david will understand |Basically|

Fuck you david

by penis dumpling May 08, 2019

David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed

I will clap you with david

by Thebigboid October 03, 2018