david 

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

david by matthew kinson February 7, 2009

David 

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

David by BitterBitter November 28, 2010

David 

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

David by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 17, 2011

David 

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

David by NKOakwar February 21, 2010

David 

A Stupid goose who is very much loved by his mother

Wow david is a stupid goose

David by greygoose45 March 28, 2017

David 

someone who cant sing, not funny, and will never get anywhere in life. and needs a lot of help! he is a very LOUD and annoying person who doesnt know when to shut up!

david g. from the howard mseip program

David by most lovely beautiful girls!! June 23, 2010

David 

Fuck him, fuck david.

David is a bitch nigga

David by Iamtheonethatdontneednoone December 23, 2016