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Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
by The1dietrich January 18, 2013
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air date

a fantasy - like a dream or daydream - wherein you have a date with your crush and it ends up GOOD. Could result in a spaced-out state that leads to an imaginary orgasmic situation.
OMG! I just had an air date with Johnny and we went to Paris to visit the "QUEEN".
by Last Airdater June 19, 2009
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plato-date

"Platonic Date" - a date in which members of the opposite gender go on an outing together with no romantic intentions
"Yo Eren you want to hand this Friday?"
"Nah man, I'm going on a plato-date with Bridget."
"But she's a girl, so doesn't that mean you want to hit that?"
"We're just friends, man."
by bridget hojo November 8, 2013
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nig date

When I white women gets raped by two well endowed black men.
Maggie asked about a nig date and was not sure if she should go. When she found out what it was she was ready to go.
by thegigng!!! December 11, 2011
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hate date

To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."

It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.

If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.

I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
by knobstomper October 7, 2016
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hood date

When you go on a date with a girl but you are taking a walk or hanging out in the hood with store bought drinks and plastic cups instead of going to a restaurant, coffee shop etc. Can be very romantic if done with the right person
I think you should take her on a hood date if you dont have any money
by Noup September 26, 2019
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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?
by Workin mans April 22, 2020
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