Danie

A guy with a humongous penis twice as big as a guy named Lachlan.

That guy has a third leg.

His name must be Danie

by Lachyhasatinypp November 24, 2021

Dani’s World

A name for your best friend Dani, it’s just her world and we are living in it. She is beautiful and the life of the party, everyone adores Dani’s world and are fortunate to be apart of it.

“Dani’s world is the most phenomenal lady”

“Where is Dani’s world I need her to drop with me”

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

Dani

Dani is such an amazing friend, I would die for him, kill for him who knows what I else I’d do for him. He’s like the best friend I could ask for, he’s funny, he’s cool, he’s himself…I couldn’t ask for more!! No one can ever replace him, even if sometimes we don’t talk as much he’s always in my heart.

dani is muah

by e and r July 1, 2023

Dani

If you are friends with Dani you are is for one hell of a ride. Dani will without fail laugh at every one of her jokes, even if it's not funny. Her aesthetic is dark academia and she's a Gryffindor. Dani does very well academically however I can't say the same about her ability to be serious. Dani is single-handedly the cringiest person you will ever meet. She will constantly ask what phrases mean that every teen should know, such as "that's what she said".

Dani: THIS IS SO HARD!
Ava: That's what she said.
Dani: What does that mean?
Ava: Dani, what the actual fuck.

by georgeandthemichaels May 12, 2021

-dani-

big cock
best player in haxball
euro

-dani- is so good at haxball

by danithegod2141251 October 26, 2020

Dani

A person who always acts like they're better than everyone else, even when they’re clearly not. Blames other people for problems they caused themselves. Usually rude, bratty, and full of attitude. Thinks they look amazing but is ugly yet makes fun of how others look. Always jumping to conclusions and assuming things without knowing the facts.

Stop being such a Dani and just admit you messed up.

by Steamer of Clevelands April 12, 2025

Dani

A literal legend, if you are friends with a Dani, then you are also a legend. If you are a Dani, then you are probably good at watching TV, like really good at it.

Person A: “OMG, have you heard about the

new cool kid from next door?”
Person B: “Ya, what a Dani”

by Pseudonymosis December 23, 2021