guh damn

Pronounced: gäw daam

The only acceptable phrase to say when a thicc shawty walks by

Quandingus: Guh damnnnn! You see that mama walk by?
Latrixiedoodle: man she was thicc in all the right places doe

by kzilin June 4, 2016

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Get the guh damnmug.

I'd be damned

Simple phase used when someone is surprised quite suddenly.

Person 1: You know my friend right? He's cheating on his girlfriend!
Person 2: I'd be damned! When did this start happening?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

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Damn Kam

When you get asked for nudes by your husband who's name is kam.

Damn kam damn kam d d damn kam, just got a Snapchat damn kam damn kam damn it was kam.

by Stookiebud42069 May 8, 2018

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Get the Damn Kammug.

A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.

DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!

by durrplant August 14, 2016

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