A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.
DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!
by durrplant August 14, 2016
Get the damn danielmug. Not any amount; not in the slightest; no chance in hell.
“And Gus Fring … just winging that guy is not gonna ameliorate your situation, not by a damn sight.”
by DingleRuin May 3, 2022
Get the damn sightmug. by David Acorn September 1, 2016
Get the damn danielmug. by Stookiebud42069 May 8, 2018
Get the Damn Kammug. Person 1: You know my friend right? He's cheating on his girlfriend!
Person 2: I'd be damned! When did this start happening?
Person 2: I'd be damned! When did this start happening?
by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021
Get the I'd be damnedmug. Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013
Get the grand damnmug. Damn Daniel means that you are very handsome or pretty and you have white vans (a type of sneaker) on...
by Awesome prettygirl August 25, 2016
Get the damn danielmug.