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spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.
Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>
by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007
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The Sleep Cyclists

A wonderful underground Indie band made up of a group of wonderful boys from Wisconsin.
The musicians are:
Nathaniel Corey - Viola

Christopher Peterson - Percussion

Adam Jordahl - Bass

Timothy Anderson - Guitar/Vocals

Jack Kyoung Heon Kim - Trumpet/Piano/Percussion

Jed Munson - Ukulele/Vocals

They make beautiful alternative music and are pleasantly aloof (or at least Tim is..)
"have you heard of the Sleep Cyclists?"
"no."
"oh, well they're this wonderful indie/ alternative band from Middleton, Wisconsin."
"peachy"
by springtimenostalgia May 29, 2013
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cyclic

A trustworthy person who is found to have been dishonest even to his most loyal of fans and friends.
Riot: He hacked but we all thought he was legit so as you can see he pulled a Cyclic
by Sorok February 19, 2018
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cyglerska

cyglerska Mezczy¿ni lubia

literally translates in Ukrainian to "I'm a homosexual"
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022
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cyclop's eyegouge

The act of double-thumb-gouging the rectum and stretching it open whilst performing doggy style.
If she pisses you off...next time give her the cyclop's eyegouge! She might like it, though!
by erp2 October 4, 2008
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cyclops penis

A cyclops penis is a subspecies of the very fabrics of reality itself. It is said that the cyclops penises where amongst the first things synthesized after the big bang. They are characterized in a 2 dimensional form as a penis (obviously) with a signature eye resembling that of a predator and their rather large lips just beneath the aforementioned eye. They also have 2 signature organic testicles (on the exception of the mighty bro wheeze) in which they draw their strength from reality. The two most widely knows cyclops penises are yung breezy (the almighty) and his nigga bro wheeze.
Big bang: *happens*
Cyclops penises: Allow us to introduce ourselves
by Dr. Fluffykins May 18, 2020
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Cyclone girl

A being of unknown origin with an extremely similar anatomy as to of a human. They are literally a walking example of hate, death, and annoyance. If you in counter a cyclone girl stay still and they won’t see you( like a dinosaur) or run like hell in the other direction. You can tell a cyclone girl apart from a human a number of ways. For example if they are on the cyclone soft ball team, or super annoying, and have a high pitched annoying voice.
Josh: hey is that a mosquito

Molly: no it’s a cyclone girl
by Anticycloner November 13, 2019
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