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cookie crumb boy

A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.
by ostrydzik August 12, 2022
mugGet the cookie crumb boymug.

cincinnati bread crumb

A trail of poop leading to the bathroom created by someone who didn't make it in time.
I knew my roommate was into some wild stuff after finding a Cincinnati bread crumb trail leading from his bedroom to the bathroom the night his girlfriend stayed over.
by Sunday funday kids March 8, 2020
mugGet the cincinnati bread crumbmug.

Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.
Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.
by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018
mugGet the Saint Joseph Crumbsmug.

Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023
mugGet the Italian Bed Crumbsmug.

damn coockie crumb

damn coockie crumb means something like "fucking asshole" only than in a more stupid way. insulting someone with that he's nothing more a coockie crumb to you.
person one: kicks person 2
person two: ah that's hurts you damn coockie crumb!!!
by sido-the-skemo September 30, 2006
mugGet the damn coockie crumbmug.

Crusty Crumb Hole

It's that crust that you find around the N64 joystick. Where does it come from? and why is it so crusty?
Eww Sally just licked my crusty crumb hole...
by Tony Guacamole January 3, 2008
mugGet the Crusty Crumb Holemug.

homosapien crumb catcher

Hairy chest from Nordic descent
James: Good that Bob has a homosapien crumb catcher, while eating cheetos on my sofa!
by bank2600 August 4, 2012
mugGet the homosapien crumb catchermug.

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