coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022

colon three

colon three = :3

"colon three"
":3"

by laify :3 January 24, 2024

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

colon

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epic colons:
1: 2: 3:

by YeetoWords May 3, 2022

colonic immigration

anal sex

Hey, you up for some colonic immigration later?

by whelkstrider June 25, 2014