Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness

aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks

by clay poop master November 20, 2020

Clay Hole

Bumhole, arsehole.

"I took it right in the clay hole"

by Rude Definitions January 27, 2021

clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.

Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.

by Miss Spectacular March 10, 2021

Clay

A green blob/warlord or me... Clay

Oh hey i herd dream was live, i wish he did a face revile, OH HEY CLAY, OVER HERE,

by Clayyy March 28, 2021

Clay

SHEESH

Goddamn Clay SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 April 16, 2021

Clay

In the countryball language, clay is the equivalent of land.

Netherlaands: Gib clay
Germany: no

by anonymous April 23, 2021