chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

by T ROCK January 4, 2005

chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese

chinese caligraphy is so cool

by britis April 3, 2005

Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.

Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!

by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

Chinese Blindfold

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?
Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

by Sean Fox April 29, 2006

Chinese batarang

a batarang made in china it is ussualy used as a last resort seeing how it sucks dog dick

chinese batman used chinese batarang on catholic priest....its uneffective... cathloic priest used molest on robin.. he now has aids

by troubledmidget12 February 23, 2013

chinese wedding

A sex act in which a much older white man engages in sex with an underaged Asian woman covered head to toe in paint on top of a blank canvas.

Jerry had a Chinese wedding last night after he finished grading papers.

by FranklyT March 11, 2017