Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

cancer grill

A tanning bed. A device known to cause various skin diseases.

Person 1: Gonna hit the Cancer Grill. Need some color.
Person 2: You know that shit ain't good for you.

by azza943 October 3, 2012

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012

toucher of cancer

A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!

Toucher of cancer is great at memes.

by Some dude who is asleep November 6, 2018

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

Cancer Nigger

A person, (most of the times black, but not exclusively,) that is annoying, eats chicken and lives off of everybody's back (welfare, begging etc.). A cancer nigger has no manner and no respect for authority and will likely insult or assault you. They show a low level of intelligence.
The word comes from cancer, the disease, which is often used to describe things or situations that are annoying and from nigger, which is generally a bad person that everyone hates.

Cancer Nigger: *eating chicken*
Person A: YOU CANCER NIGGER STOLE MY MONEY AND MOLESTED MY WIFE!? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU CANCER NIGGER!!?

Cancer Nigger: Ayo, dats how I be. Dats my biz nigga. Got a problem nigga? Just lemme feast on dem wingz and get outta my way.

by JohnnyRebellEnjoyer March 1, 2023