Hector Beard

Noun. A type of beard coined by Eric Bana as the character Hector in the movie Troy. The beard is more than scruffy, but not a full beard. It is trimmed semi-well, should remind the onlooker of sexy Greek men, and it is usually in a dark tone. The beard has amazing properties, like endowing its wearer with sexiness and curing cancer.
Girl: Oh man, that guy has the best Hector beard!

Girl 2: You are so right, lets ask him to make babies.
by RAZILY September 16, 2008
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Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
by Mr Casual May 11, 2006
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Pires beard

Small, pencil thin line of facial hair on the chin.

Made famous by footballer Robert Pires.
A: Wow, look at that guy's Pires beard.

B: Yep
by The Seventh Si December 13, 2003
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Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region
Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard
by Joe Symonds May 12, 2006
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Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.
Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard
by landshark 719 October 20, 2008
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Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."
by RobertOldhead April 08, 2009
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french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin
The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..
by gabbar August 28, 2007
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