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turd burgler

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
by dave m w November 25, 2007
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tamales make my bottom burble

Duck: Tamales make my bottom burble!
by DaChazman September 1, 2004
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butless

n. (buht-lis) A person of the homeless persuasion who is recruited as a butler or manservant. Payment for services are made with food, water and shelter (most of the time, tents in their master's backyard).
Man 1: It is so hard to find good help these days...
Man 2: I know! That's why I put a tent in my backyard and let a butless find me!
by Rebizzle July 1, 2007
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Burnley Hosepipe

A pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. When filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.
"Pass us that pop bottle* Maude, the dog's left a nutty truncheon on the step and I need to hose it away."

*Burnley Hosepipe
by Melonheadd June 22, 2011
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to burble

(v): Of men only, to chat inside a tent or another room whereby others not inside the tent or room can hear deep, dull sounds but no words.
Girls: We heard you burbling last night, Will.
Will: We went straight to sleep!
Girls: You must have been burbling in your sleep, then.
by G-Llo August 26, 2004
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beer burgler

One who staggers drunkenly around stealing the dregs of everybody elses drinks whilst they are on the dancefloor.
Some fucking beer burgler has knocked my pint off.
by Davo_ May 28, 2007
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hells butlers

an international motorcycle gang consisting of the baddest motherfuckers around....and a swede
i was raped by hells butlers....jasperbated :S
by jasper teller November 16, 2013
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