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capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.
Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy
by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023
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Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.
Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025
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Dirty Joe Bocasian

When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.
"Dirty Joe Bocasian"
He pulled a "Dirty Joe Bocasian" on the way to Vegas.
by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023
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I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.
Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it
by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025
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The War of The Noble and betas

The War currently going on in the greek letter world. The Alphas and betas have come together to beat The Sigmas and The Rizzlers which is impossible! Many Omegas are currently in the war to beat betas and The Alphas. Even though we respect The Alphas, we have to destroy Them :(. betas suck
A Noble Sigma Rizzler: Why hello there, Noble Omega, how’s the Gyatt excersise going?

A Noble Omega: Pretty good, we getting all caked up for the The War of The Noble and betas!

Kai Cenat: Keep it going! We have to smack the little no gyatts of betas!

Kanye West, The Sigma Rizzler Emperor: Three Skibidi Bombs ™ are being thrown at betatopia in the beta province! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

Fanum: Just checked the Fanum Tax Amendment. Seems we stole food from the betas! Those little no rizzlers! We are so winnning The The War of The Noble and betas!
by iamnothere11 March 18, 2024
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Mr. Bogasdic`

One who's presence brings a mist of joy, idiocy and fecal matter in equal parts.
It's always a pleasure when he pops round, he"s the real deal, a true Mr. Bogasdic`.
by The Clamps May 9, 2019
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