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Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
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WTF Bond 007

WTF BOND 007 JUST HAPPENED?!
by IntellectualGuy007 November 23, 2021
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Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.
Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."
by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012
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Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.
The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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bond fighting

two girls (related or non-related) who bitch @ each other for no reason then act like nothing had happen
by BestBitch4Life September 20, 2011
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