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Blinge

The act of not blinking, while binge watching Netflix.
Dude 1: "Dude, last night I totally went into a total Blinge while watching Greys Anatomy."

Dude 2: "DUUUUUUDE same."
by Totallynothospice July 25, 2016
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tree bling

All the beads collected over the years during Mardi Gras are thrown into trees creating "tree bling."
Check out that house with trees out front, they have major tree bling.

Those LSU girls living in that off campus house are true bead bait. Just look at the tree bling out front.
by MR WOLF June 15, 2010
mugGet the tree blingmug.

bling spinner

niiice bling spinner blinger rimmer tattoo faggot
by free pizza February 17, 2009
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James bling

Very rich simswapper, has many OG's and multiple luxury watches
Kid on rox: "Yoo do you know james bling"

Larp nigga: "Yoo yea he's my fav simmer"
by dkqwodqkqwkowk112 August 19, 2024
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bling

Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago; FDR, after all, made the private ownership of gold illegal and confiscated all gold in the country.
Although all the rage today, bling couldn't have existed a few years ago.
by mamacup December 1, 2010
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bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.
Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."
by idksogtfo June 28, 2017
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Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.
I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!
by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011
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