Bling Job

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.

Sweet bling job, baby!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.

Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....

by dr.light September 27, 2010

blingness

Something that is very cool or very bling.

Hey esse that is the blingness

by GangstaK August 15, 2008

Bling

Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys

It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling

by Lordifan October 28, 2021

ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011