two and a bit

A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.

It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.

Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.

Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.

Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.

by LardBoy November 11, 2005

Threepenny Bit

Threepenny Bit are a traditional folk band based in Southampton. They are famous for having a drum kit made out of bits and pieces, and busking in the streets of Hampshire on a daily basis.

Did you see that band on the street in the rain today busking? That be Threepenny Bit.

by nichols31290 November 4, 2011

dirty bits

refers to genitalia

After a day of hard work, we shagged our dirty bits.

by vaughnster December 25, 2010

bits and pieces

The male testicles and penis.

The women were checking out Don's bits and pieces at the nudist club.

by Don B. September 12, 2003

chewy bits

The chewy bits that are encountered during the act of crimson showers the chewy bits being the sloughed lining of the uterous expelled during menstruation.

Sandra was delivering me a crimson shower and I noticed quite a few chewy bits.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

dirty bit

an overplayed, cultually-devoid radio hit which - after seemingly infinite repitition - induces the listener to insert a chopstick into his or her eardrum.

Dude, change the station on that dirty bit...another second of Kelly Clarkson and it's time for Hari-kari...

by jerdyck July 9, 2011

a little bit

1. How long it's going to take that guy to pick the drugs up from that other guy's house
2. How long it's going to be before your friend gets to your place
3. How much your designated driver had to drink at the bar/party; don't worry, he/she is still "good to drive"
4. All 50 Cent really need

1. Yeah man, I was just heading to that guy's house, I'll have your shit in a little bit. (You should expect to receive your merchandise sometime the next day)
2. I just have to do something real quick, I'll be over in a little bit. (You should expect to wait at least 45 minutes, typically more)
3. Don't worry, man, I just had a little bit so I'm still good to drive.
4. All a nigga really need is a little bit, Not a lot, baby girl, just a little bit

by T.. November 21, 2005