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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Battering Ram

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.
“Here comes the battering ram!”
by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 3, 2018
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Batters

Midland definition for chip bits left in fryer that can be bought for on top of chips yum yum
Batters are bostin ar kid
by Clampit3 October 27, 2023
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Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
by Boner Batter February 28, 2011
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