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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Nugget Batter

The nugget batter is extra tasty today, try my meat nugget.
by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021
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batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other
this guy is batter then this other guy
by lafa September 5, 2023
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skatter-batter

a gay man who likes to have sex in order to get shit dick (poop on dick)
tim: gary is a skatter-batter he likes to fuck till he gets shit on his dick
by equus bellum May 29, 2023
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Boner batter

The act of ejaculation into the vagina and continuing the act of intercourse after words.
She was so full of boner batter she practically oozed
by Boner Batter February 28, 2011
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Battering Ram

When a woman straps on a massive dildo and uses it on her mates backside, implying that the gates are gonna go down during intercourse.
“Here comes the battering ram!”
by Anonymous kink March 23, 2025
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Baby batter

It is another used word for Cum
by Siviotic May 29, 2018
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