fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

Balls Alarm

When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.

It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.

Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.

by Babeofmanywords July 16, 2021

Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler

man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022

Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep

SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!

by nigg er face March 18, 2015

Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.

“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”

by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

Sounding the alarm

When you're about to do anal with someone and you slap your dick imbetween their ass cheeks creating an alarm type noise to notify your partner, you're about to enter their rectum. Can be enhanced by shouting 'bombs away!' Or by screaming like a gibbon

Tyler: "Dude, did you do anal with her?"
Tristan: "Yes but I was sounding the alarm, so all us fine, as she was prepared."
Tyler: "Indubitably...."

by Simmypoo December 26, 2024