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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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Alarm Cock

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp
by Quaxo March 17, 2016
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human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.
by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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alarm clock

get woken up by it stay in bed for an hour realize the infinite you've gotten yourself into
i got woken up by my alarm clock

I'm gonna now kill myself
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal
Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today
by 3scort August 6, 2019
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Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.
We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.
by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019
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