Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021
Get the Watermelon sugarmug. Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
by insulthoover April 25, 2022
Get the unripe watermelonmug. A song that has blessed the worlds ears by our king Harry styles. It probably does not mean what we all think it does. It tastes like strawberries on a summer evening (don't mistake it with a summer night, that is the wrong taste). Oh, and it sounds just like a song.
Avery: Have you heard of Watermelon Sugar?
Karen: The drug? If it is drugs are VERY bad!!
Avery: You uncultured crusty, musty, dusty, totally not unique, seen before, NOT show stopping, dirty, stinky, linty belly button looking ass Karen.
Karen: The drug? If it is drugs are VERY bad!!
Avery: You uncultured crusty, musty, dusty, totally not unique, seen before, NOT show stopping, dirty, stinky, linty belly button looking ass Karen.
by ur local alt teen August 22, 2020
Get the Watermelon Sugarmug. 
by Chicken George the III April 18, 2011
Get the Watermelon Suckermug. by jcornstopper September 8, 2010
Get the watermelon patchmug.