Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

liquid lust

when she’s wet with excitement

man: damn girl i can feel your liquid lust
anon: did you just shoot liquid lust?
Anon: is that liquid list running down my leg?

by meago August 3, 2021

canine liquid

refers to someone who is a bitch like a jimmy... don't be like jimmy be like Karl a chad

ur canine liquid jimmy

by creater_of_ur_canine_liquid May 17, 2022

liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Liquid Memes

A category of memes that can fit into multiple situations, much like liquid taking the shape of any container it goes into.

Not to be confused with Dank Memes

"Tommy and I were looking for some good liquid memes for the website yesterday."

by fishjjice June 23, 2016

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015