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Pineapple Hair

anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house
weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?

duh it’s pineapple hair
by moonangxel June 17, 2020
mugGet the Pineapple Hairmug.

Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.
Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
mugGet the Hair painsmug.

Tasty hair

A tasty hair is someone who has delicious looking hair. They are usually very weirded out when people start chewing on their hair but it’s just too irresistible.
Look at that tasty hair omg I’m so hungry now”
by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020
mugGet the Tasty hairmug.

PHK's Hair

PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"

Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
mugGet the PHK's Hairmug.

Hoth hair

the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head

(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
by Professor Echo September 8, 2014
mugGet the Hoth hairmug.

Pensi Hair

if you type this into youtube comments, you will be banned off the site forever.
by TheHylian12 August 29, 2017
mugGet the Pensi Hairmug.

suboobial hair

Hair growth in the region hidden by your boob flaps.
Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.
by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020
mugGet the suboobial hairmug.

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