Cigarette is named as smoke as they are both bad for health and it harms your body a lot . For example your nails will be yellowish and you will have a smell of cigarette smoke and it will stink with your hair for your entire LIFE!
I told my uncle that cigarette is bad for your health , so he stopped smoking after he heard what I told him.
by Honku Yt - Subscribe June 20, 2022

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!
by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.
by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.
by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020
