candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

going hamburgers

To go hamburgers is to go crazy. It originates from the turn of the century when cooking hamburgers was done in a vertical broiler, which people found strange...crazy even.

From then on if someone is "going hamburgers" it is when they do something out of the norm.

Did you see that Joe got fired for going hamburgers on an investor?

by thrashcomics December 30, 2020

hamburger hisby

when you shit in someones mouth and they spit it back in your ass and shit the shit our your dick

last night i gave jenna the HAMBURGER HISBY.

by Thyuiso March 28, 2022

soggy hamburger

When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear

dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger

by Soggy hamburger February 23, 2016

hamburged

Whenever you find something nice in your city, it closes down shortly after.

"There used to be a semi-decent cupcake place in ABC-Straße, but it has since been hamburged."

by hmans November 08, 2019

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians

"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

by HunterJohnston2002 December 29, 2017