Fortnite is a game usually played by boys that don't have a life. Sometimes they don't even have a girlfriend and even if they do they always choose Fortnite over their girlfriend. And typically they would post a picture of them winning a game on their Snapchat even though half the people on their Snapchat don't give two fucks about it.
Girlfriend: Hey babe wanna talk?
Boy: ... I'm playing Fortnite with the boys ttyl
Girlfriend: You play to much Fortnite. Guess what that's your new girlfriend. See ya.
Boy: ... I'm playing Fortnite with the boys ttyl
Girlfriend: You play to much Fortnite. Guess what that's your new girlfriend. See ya.
by Hagoromo March 19, 2018

A random shooter game where everyone gotta kill people. Last one who survives gets that victory royale that doesn't mean anything. It's also the most fucking overrated game in 2018 history.
In school -
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?
by hatto man October 4, 2018

A popular third person shooter game where thots try and play fortnite, men try to make money but poorly fail, and where kids play and get their first boner.
by Im serious. December 27, 2018

by FUCKMEDADDYANDMAKEMECUMMMMM March 29, 2019

by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 24, 2021

by My Name Jeff HaHa Kill me May 6, 2018

A battle royale game that has caused many gaming companies to put a battle royale mode of some kind into their games to dick ride the battle royale craze to drain its balls until they're the size of grape seeds. If you enjoy Fortnite, you're probably some edgy 13 year old, who smokes real shitty ditch weed, drinks more energy drinks than is healthy, and thinks doing Fortnite dances in public is cool. Oh, and you might have moderate to severe Autism if you enjoy Fortnite, which is basically Minecraft with guns, and golf carts
Friend: Hey, you wanna play Fortnite?
Me: You mean Fortshite? Thanks, but I'd like to keep my brain cells
Me: You mean Fortshite? Thanks, but I'd like to keep my brain cells
by Morganfreemanisgod,dealwithit December 13, 2018
