Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zooming

The act of taking a really fast shit where the shit comes out quickly

“I’m zooming at your moms house my toilet was broken”

by Ravager666 November 24, 2023

zoom cuck

The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.

Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.

by PuffyRI February 6, 2023

Zoom snort

To snort loudly during a zoom meeting.
To stifle a laugh which causes one to snort

while zooming.

The girls where zoom snorting during their six hour zoom room.

The teacher was mad when Mary zoom snorted during zoom class.

by Ohnoooo April 27, 2020

ambulatory zoom

When a camera has limited zoom functionality one can walk closer to the target to obtain the required zoom effect.

John, the lighthouse looks very small in the cameras viewfinder.
Jim, we will use ambulatory zoom.
John, which button enables that?
Jim, we just walk closer!

by looart September 24, 2018

Zoom juice

N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.

"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"

"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."

by E'rode May 8, 2020

Zoom Wallflower

Someone who sits in an online meeting waiting for their turn to be spoken to or patiently waiting for silence or gap in the meeting so one can add their input before being interrupted.

"Paolo, since you are being a Zoom Wallflower, what are your thoughts on the discussion?"; "I'll just sit here in front of the computer like a zoom wallflower until someone ask me a question"

by muevete80 June 15, 2020