Abdob Zoom

When a person plays cs:go and he doublezooms with the awp and walks around like that.
Why the fuck are you double zoomed in man??

Its called the Abdob Zoom you retard!!
by Strutsen78 February 06, 2017
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I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
by BuffaloBill555 August 02, 2021
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Zoom

app boomers and teachers use to communicate plz use discord if your a teacher
hey man you still use Zoom what are you a boomer use discord man
by iloveturtles21 October 20, 2020
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Zoom

lyrics to a song by Wreck-XN-Effect sung while motorboating
After sex, Jake was asked by Lara if he would be coming into work the next morning. He said, no, adding that all he wanted to do, (before motorboating) was "zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom."
by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021
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Zoom

most pathetic app ever created, even worse when pronounced by boomers
Boomer: We're gonna go on zOoM for class, so "SeE Ya" there!
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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Zoom

A STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING WEBSITE TO MAKE CHILDREN TORTURE THEIR DREAMS IN VIRTUAL SCHOOL
Mom “hey sweetie,are you in zoom yet?“
Me “no mom im on facetime with a 50 year old man and 828992839 children“
by I’m a big girl February 08, 2021
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Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.
Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."
by A$AP $ANDY August 09, 2021
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