Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from
by Big beans the jeans January 26, 2021

The standard instagram caption for a basic bitch birthday. Often used when the captioner secretly hates the person they are celebrating.
"What was Becky's caption for my birthday post?"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
"'Happy Birthday to this girl. You're literally the worst person I've ever met and we fight all the time, I couldn't live without you tho. Love you long time!'"
"I always knew I hated that bitch"
by Jwiththejunkinthetrunk November 18, 2019

by Xoxdestini June 5, 2018

Hey Brittany, I really want to watch PS I Love you.
You should watch it with Dennis. Hes going to CRY!
You should watch it with Dennis. Hes going to CRY!
by KJane July 5, 2008

A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.
Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
by Tashatatatatata March 31, 2011

Me:I love you
My girl: No I love you
Me:I love you more
My girl:Welll I love you most
Me:Well I love you mostest
My girl: No I love you
Me:I love you more
My girl:Welll I love you most
Me:Well I love you mostest
by Djcd121620 November 18, 2021

by misc544 February 11, 2021
