the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
by licktard January 18, 2023
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"Hey, Vincent, why're you heading to the bathroom stall?"
"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
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"Had to touch one of those door handles in the hallway."
"So? We disinfected them an hour ago."
"Yeah, but now I frankly feel like a Tin of Weston."
"Fine, go on then."
by loafsins August 24, 2023
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receiving oral sex while shitting on a car windshield, specifically in the south western Brisbane region, eg. Toowoomba.
me and my girlfriend were in Toowoomba and she wouldn't let me do a Luis lerado winton mortimer with her, opportunity wasted...
by rupert12 May 22, 2024
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