those basic bitches, mostly freshman, who claim their messy buns are effortless, with an additional four scrunchies on their wrists with no intention of putting them in their hair, tube tops, shell necklaces, birkenstocks, and, of course, and oversized hydro flask because #stayhydrated. Can be identified as well from hearing constant “and i oops” and “skskskskssksksk”
by truthhurtslol August 17, 2019
Get the Vsco Girl mug.The most basic girl you’ll ever ever see. They have a scrunchie on there wrist all the time ( even in there sleep) . They have all the vsco essentials like hydroflasks, friendship bracelets, etc. Usually seen walking around with a tube top, shorts, hair in a messy bun, and a scrunchie on there wrist. They think there very quirky with there crocs. There bassically the girls who fit in with the trends. If a vsco girl invites you over for a sleepover, don’t expect a formal sleepover with movies and a bed. They like to have sleepovers in a trampoline with lots of blankets and pillows. They also spray lots of Mario Badescu facial spray before bed and in the morning. Vsco girls usually edit all there photos with the C1 Filter. They also like to say “ skskksks” and “ and i oop-“ a lot. As a vsco girl myself, U know from experience. But if you ever use a plastic straw in front of them, you’ll get attacked. Make sure to use a metal straw infront of them. If you like Quirky, trendy, basic, and fun friends, the vsco girl is the right girl for you.
girl 1 ( not vsco): Hey
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)
vsco girl: and i oop-
girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?
girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)
Vsco girl: Hey did u grab me my hydro flask?
girl 1: yeah here ( drops it)
vsco girl: and i oop-
girl 1: sorry
vsco girl: Is ok skskskss
vsco girl: omg are you wearing birks?
girl 1: no these are just sandals
vsco girl: ok
girl 1: ( sips starbucks with plastic straw) have you ever tried the v-
vsco girl: HOW DARE YOU USE A PLASTIC STRAW?!? SAVE THE TURTLES ( storms off)
by local girl guide August 15, 2019
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1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence
2. every a manbag
3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it
4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.
5. have to say fam
6. say you come from the ends
7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks
8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)
9. gotta listen to grime and that
10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean
11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
Get the vsco roadman mug.An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
Get the VSCO girl mug.based off the vsco app but it’s basically a style now some people say there annoying but i reckon their bae. things they have/do: say and i oop sksksksk, have metal straws to SaVe ThE tUrTleS, hydroflasks, shell necklace, friendship braclets, oversized tees, nike shorts, crocs, birks, vans and kanken bags.
by yo 1234 September 7, 2019
Get the vsco girl mug.2 skinny white bitches so bored they made a company to support the turtles and the second friend was like if they can fit plastic straws up their ass they can fit a medal one to straws don’t go up your mother fucking god damn nose considering that the 2 white girly bitches probably thrown some Starbucks out the window to
Their words
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
“I finger myself with medal straws and suck dick out of a Tasmanian devils asscrack”
VSCO girl 2”I now have a dick made of medal and I’m packed in snacks and don't know I can refill a plastic bottle and reuse a plastic straw
by Dibshit asscrack November 23, 2019
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by Codename-Delta August 15, 2019
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