verbally whipped

Similar to pussy whipped, but in this situation the person being whipped is receiving no pussy, and instead is whipped by the idea of talking to a pretty girl.

"Did you see how Brandon blew us off for those freshman girls?"
"Yeah he's pussy whipped""
"Nah dude, we both know he's not getting any, he's verbally whipped."

by P0nd Scum June 6, 2018

Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

verbal blue balls

The anguish one feels when one hears an incomplete word or sentence out of anticipation and lack of fulfillment or closure.

Everyone gets verbal blue balls for a few moments when Dr. Frankenfurter sings "I see you shiver with antici-"

by b0ses December 4, 2022

verbal compensation

The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.

Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!

by QuacksO December 21, 2016

Verbal punching bag

Someone who you talk to, make jokes to or have discussions with for 6 hours or longer. Normally a co-worker or best friend.

Man, I used Cindy as my verbal punching bag for 7 hours

by Bahbah black 🐼 July 7, 2017

verbal shitpost

A verbal shitpost is the spoken form of a shitpost or meme, often one that only ever appears in speech form without an associated image. Examples of this include "sus," "sigma," and "dih." Different from brainrot slang in that uncommon forms also exist, such as "what da dog doin," "OOOOH MAH GAWD," and "WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87?!"

Jim: Bro, have you been sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler?
Tim: Dude, quit with the verbal shitposts. Or, at least find some better ones.

by ThatCrucibleKnight March 16, 2025

Verbal Suht

A verbal suht is very similar to a physical suht (See suht in the urban dictionary). A verbal suht is an attack on someone's personality, style or lack there of, bad hygiene or even the selected enemy's body.

Mr Peters-"Hahahaha did you see Kristian's roots?"
Jermain- "Yeah bruh, they look like dead grass!"
Ally- "ouch, easy on the verbal suhts guys."

by Tylor with an O March 8, 2017