Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

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Tune

A tall blond girl who smokes to much and looks stoned pretty much all the time. When there is homework, she suddenly dissapears and isn't heard of, until five days later when she comes back looking like she's keeping a dark secret. usually seen in a Adidas sweatshirt and a pair sneakers

Man1: hey, have you seen Amanda in the last couple of days, we were supposed to do a history assignment together?
Man2: i wouldn't count on it, she's a Tune

by 8BitZane December 8, 2016

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to the tune of

about, close to

You owe back taxes to the tune of $900,000.

by Scott November 2, 2003

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Tune Scrooge

Someone who refuses to lend out music they own with anyone, even their friends or relatives.

Jake wouldn't let Zack borrow his King Crimson CD, he was being a total Tune Scrooge.

by keylime_5 February 12, 2019

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Crown...tunes

A amazing editors who is very nice to others!

I love the user Crown...tunes on Tik Tok! They are so kind and made me an edit.

by Crown...tunes March 9, 2021

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Looney tunes

People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.

Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

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