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Trumpster

Where all Trump's ideas come from...
Trump announced his Great Wall today! Guess that came out of the Trumpster...
by EvannAwesome July 1, 2016
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Trumpster

A large vehicle manned by someone capable of commiting manslaughter in addition to voter suppression. A special kind of person who never looks too far ahead but has to sniff the backside of another vehicle.
The Trumpster approached quickly behind me, stopped and spun around, skidding past me and whistling.
by TheDrizzle87 November 8, 2016
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Fuzzy Trumpet

A man is receiving oral sex from his partner. The partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his butthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner's thumb. The sound makes a reverberating PRRTTTTHHHT like an amateur on the trumpet. Often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.
"Everytime he tries to tickle my anus I let out a Fuzzy Trumpet"
by 336 April 17, 2007
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broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.
"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."
by Primate December 12, 2005
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trumpster fire

When a rabid racist rant is fueled by a shitstorm of word salad.
"That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!"
by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
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42 trumpet

When two partners love each other very much, they will engage in sexual activities such as the 42 trumpet. The disher will first place valve oil on the trunpet horn. Then, place the trumpet on the their parteners genitals. The disher then will play beethovens 8th symphany, not the seventh nor the ninth.
WARNING TO NOT ATEMPT WITH A FRENCH HORN!!!!!!!!
Jane 42 trumpeted Andrew F. just like everyone else in her pre-school class.
by John Flany December 7, 2006
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trumpet flower

The name of a game where one male, standing up, strokes himself until he pumps out a load into the air landing in a another man's mouth(lying back down). The man who received the load in the mouth then stands up and shoots loads until succesfully landing his load in yet another man's mouth. This cycle can continue with multiple people or end once loads are not able to be produced.
Louis, Paul and Michael had so much fun playing trumpet flower last night!!!

Gee whiz, I can't believe how good Cliff is at trumpet flower! His aim owns!
by Trikey March 4, 2011
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