toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish

Captain craw dad is a toilet licker

by Also5 November 19, 2017

Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

by Magnificent Fiend July 02, 2012

Japanese Toilet

A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.

After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.

by Purple Chocolate Chip December 28, 2012

toilet etiquette

1- DO NOT start shitting before you are completely sitting on the seat

2- If you shit more than a quart,( large container of Chinese soup) a courtesy flush is mandatory mid shit or the bowel clogs

3- If your shit is stinkier than normal (had Mexican the night before) a courtesy flush is again mandatory

4- If you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you

5- If you insist on using brown paper towels as an “ass gasket” on the seat, DO NOT attempt to flush it when your done, it WILL clog the bowel

6- …And for God sake, if you insist on using the TOILET as a urinal, LIFT THE SEAT!

Have a nice day.

"wow, the last guy obviously did NOT use toilet etiquette"

by BigHeadEd March 09, 2008

Toilet bomb

n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.

v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.

The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.

by MadcityREM April 03, 2006

toilet slave

A sex slave in which the master defecates into their mouth.

Girl: I told you we could never be together. We come from two different worlds.

Guy: You'll have to find a new toilet slave then. I'm out.

by Mischief Maker February 27, 2005

Skibidi Toilet

A phrase created by DaFuq!Boom on YouTube, which is a series of camera men-like creatures and toilets with the heads of characters from the game Gary's Mod. Skibidi Toilet is mostly aimed at children, but it is so frustrating and annoying that it has made grown adults and teenagers alike lose they're balls and brains due to it's annoyance; this is due to the amount of "shitty" YouTube Shorts containing this horrifically annoying trend, used by YouTubers such as LankyBox, Corey Tonge and much more.

An Example is shown Below

Child : Hi, how are you?

Adult/Teenager: Good. How about yo-

Child: I like Skibidi Toilet!

by jisd_on August 30, 2023