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Eating Dinner

A horrible excuse, often used by your friends, to go slip away to have "fun" with their peepee or lack there of: They go to "Eat Dinner." This excuse is often identified, as an excuse, because no one eats dinner in 2 seconds, and/or, 2-4 times in one day. Once you leave, after using this excuse, your friends will continually joke about you "Eating Dinner," until you return...
Wow, they must be satisfied after ,"Eating Dinner."
by NOTFG2040 January 7, 2019
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eat the label

To kill a bottle of booze so thoroughly as to go beyond merely emptying it of its liquid contents. First appears in Frank Zappa's song "Wonderful Wino" from the 1976 album 'Zoot Allures'.
"L.A. in the summer of '69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, I drank it down under the table
I said: "Watch me now, I'm gonna eat the label!""
by EnzoTheMFBaker February 19, 2010
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Eating House

The superior alternative to sororities. Rather than having to suck up to the members, they have to suck up to you so you'll elect to join their house.

Also known as "eating club."

Can be found at Davidson College (Rusk, Warner, Turner, Connor), Princeton University, etc.
Person 1: Do you think you're going to join an Eating House?
Person 2: Most definitely! But I can't decide between Turner and Rusk....
by AMPhillips January 1, 2009
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Eat Cake

1. Eating pussy
2. Eating out (sexually)
3. Eating a girl's stuff (cake)
4. To use your mouth to sexually stimulate a girl's vagina
Ex 1:
Kathy: Yeah, I sucked his dick and I was hoping he would return the favor but he doesn't eat cake!

Ex 2:
Bob: Kathy totally blew me last night.
Fred: No shit? Did you eat cake?
Bob: No! That shit's gross, dawg.
by pc15 December 17, 2008
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Eat a dick

by Makingshitup69 June 5, 2018
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Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`
En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre
by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004
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Eat Butt

"I just made $1,000 gambling!"

"No way, Eat Butt!"
by AgAmanbear April 21, 2010
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