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Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.
John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours
by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011
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titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.
My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.
by rcohn3 July 4, 2009
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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.
Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!
by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016
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Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!
by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012
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Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.
Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!
by Ned Farr July 25, 2011
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Whippy Titty

The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.
So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?

Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!
by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018
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