pure thong

adj. Something that is great and beautiful, in your favor, cool, etc.

All the lights were green on my way home! Pure Thong!

by dac619 December 14, 2011

Thong

Butt Flosser. A permanent wedgie that seems to be sexy by men.

“Damn, Lana’s thong is sexy as hell.”

“This thong might as well be a butt flosser.”

by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019

Thong

Thong is when to male guys have oral sex than one guy bends over and the over guy gracefully flicks the other guy who is bending overs ball sack to get erected.

Oh yes daddy thong me harder

by aswd123 January 27, 2022

Gum thong

When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.

Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.

by Extraivy September 23, 2019

Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.

I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.

by ApricotFields June 29, 2020

Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.

Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.

by Wagmatt January 20, 2025

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017