Eats Ass the best is the best boyfriend you could ever wish for and will love you till the end of time
“Thomas is the best”
by Tommyh05 May 19, 2018

Very spacey and easily distracted. Doesn’t always know what’s going on the bed tries to help in anyway he can. Always trying to get in the relationship to feel liked, but ends up getting Friend-Zoned. Whenever he’s feeling hurt or sad he tries to hide it with humor, Thomas feels everything even though it seems that he’s laughing he is actually crying on the inside.
Try not to underestimate thomas because although he is spacey and somewhat delusional at times he is still a human being and can feel things to.
Try not to underestimate thomas because although he is spacey and somewhat delusional at times he is still a human being and can feel things to.
Guy1-“Thomas has know idea what heck is going on”
Guy2-“Maybye he already knows and is trying to laugh it off?”
Guy2-“Maybye he already knows and is trying to laugh it off?”
by Shfssxf May 13, 2018

1. That one boyfriend that cheats on you with your fbi-wanted uncle.
2. When someone anonymously submits the if fricking dogs is wrong to the sex-ed teacher and everyone stares at him because he stinks of peanut butter.
2. When someone anonymously submits the if fricking dogs is wrong to the sex-ed teacher and everyone stares at him because he stinks of peanut butter.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 4, 2019

An old man with a small willy.
by Big daddy dman February 2, 2018

Gay guy being a dousche canoe while putting peanut butter on his butthole and letting an orgy of gay dogs lick it off
by Bambam6363 May 7, 2018


A self centred child who has a cretin like face. who vaguely leads people on all the time. he comes out as gay only to date many gurls. and has a fetish for gru.
by thebiggestbean August 1, 2019
