by EEMMiac January 12, 2018
Get the snow queef mug.when the prospect of a snow storm challenges school councils to close their county schools. Often times, they will close the schools, and it will not snow at all. However, if the school is left open, four feet of snow will be rewarded to them for their misjudgement.
"Weatherbug says there's a 90% chance of heavy snow tomorrow, but i think it's just a snow dare, and we'll be out of school for nothing."
"We should have been in school today! there's not a flake on the ground! What a predictable snow dare!"
"We should have been in school today! there's not a flake on the ground! What a predictable snow dare!"
by tin2oxide January 7, 2010
Get the snow dare mug.When a man cream pies into another man or woman, and another man follows behind engaging in sexual activity with said man or woman, pushing the cum deeper inside.
"Hey, Ben come on over and snowplow this dude when I'm done, hes begging for more," Mike insisted.
"O man! sounds like a good time, your cum will work like lube," said Ben.
"Ohhhh yea, I love snow plowing," said Mike.
"O man! sounds like a good time, your cum will work like lube," said Ben.
"Ohhhh yea, I love snow plowing," said Mike.
by The dock master November 30, 2018
Get the Snow Plowing mug.Amelia was out playing in the snow. Currently it’s snow and freezing rain. She started banging in the door.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
Amelia (age 7): “Mom. I might be fatly injured.”
Me: “Fatally you mean? What happened?”
Amelia: “I was hit by a snow wave. Hard.”
Me: “What’s a snow wave?”
Amelia: “It’s when the snow slaps you into the face!”
Me: “Did you fall in it?”
Amelia: “No. I was hit by a snow wave I said.”
Me: “I guess I still don’t understand what a snow wave is. Tell me how it happened.”
“I was minding my own business and trying to ride a scooter in the deep snow. It wasn’t working very good. Then a snow wave came up and smacked me right in the face! ”
And now you know what it is called when blowing snow goes into your face.
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