A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening
"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"
by MC86 June 24, 2021
Get the Midnight Gardenermug. A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
Get the garden slutmug. by baylien November 24, 2018
Get the Zen Gardenmug. Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler September 11, 2016
Get the gooch gardenermug. by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019
Get the Puss Gardenmug. by 88316jxx October 13, 2017
Get the ryan gardenermug. When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
by AmazingJaySixx January 26, 2016
Get the hardcore gardeningmug.