When a man wears those mega baggy boxer underwear under some jeans… where are we putting all that fabric?! It’s definitely venturing up there!
by Snoft666 November 29, 2023
Get the cowboy thong mug.PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 7, 2022
Get the thongs mug.by RegrettableEverything October 6, 2023
Get the Thong mug.October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.
Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”
(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”
by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019
Get the Thong Day mug.This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
Get the donald thong mug.The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020
Get the Thong Bite mug.1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!
Brian: yeah man
Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating
Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
Brian: yeah man
Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating
Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
by Western Tunesmith February 8, 2021
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