Thomas

The God of pies. Loves cringy emojis, and names.

Thomas loves pizza

by Lieutenant Peasant June 17, 2019

Thomas

A Wack ass nigga who gets beat up by everyone

Thomas is such a cunt

by Bigman1982 October 25, 2018

Thomas

A blue train that is probably {Jewish}.

Hey Thomas, what doin?

by h♡e June 4, 2019

Thomas

Is a salty kid who thinks he is good at videogames but is actually really bad. Thomas' are really bad at DT and IT but think they are good. Thomas is a poor kid who has no life or friends.

Remember that Thomas kid from last year, yeah he had no friends.

by Yeeeeeeeeeeet21 September 10, 2019

Thomas

A good looking guy, knows how to treat a lady. Usually grows up to be a famous millionaire actor. Always out in town with his friends and picks up on average 2-40 girls everyday. Very good at sports. A master of disguises.

"Hey I was hanging out with Thomas in town and I have never seen so many girls in one place!"

by R3wkinly5ver March 27, 2017

Thomas

An old man with a small willy.

wow he really does have a thomas

by Big daddy dman February 2, 2018

Thomas

Gay guy being a dousche canoe while putting peanut butter on his butthole and letting an orgy of gay dogs lick it off

Jack was being a real Thomas last night!

by Bambam6363 May 7, 2018