skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

skinned rat

A slang term for a bloody used tampon. The string helps it to look like a skinned, dead rat

Debbie walked into the public bathroom and some nasty bitch left her skinned rat on the floor

by Ratrodmentzer February 19, 2017

Sweet skin

Having no hair on arms or leg followed by soft skin.

Aye yo ma le me hove some of that sweet skin

by Water tacos July 22, 2015

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Shower Skin

When You Take A Shower And Your Skin Gets Tight
Thus Making You Look Better And More Cut

G: Did You See Franky?
G: Omg He Looked All Sexy
B: He Has Shower Skin
G: Oh...Still <3

by OhemgeeNachoz February 23, 2011

skin of a killer

Skin that sparkles in the sun and gives the illusion of diamonds.

Edward: This is the skin of a killer, Bella.

by Hellotheremate August 9, 2021

Beef Skin

A condom.

She won’t let me take her to pound town without a beef skin.

My beef skin burst during sex last night. Call me daddy.

This beef skin package says ribbed for her pleasure. What about mine?

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018