Gag See-Saw

Something you, your best friend and significant others do to while spending time together.

Brian and his wife Michelle invited their best friend Mike and Sandy over.

Brian said hey Mike remember the gag see-saw at college?

Mike replied YES! Let’s give it a shot.

Both Michelle and Sandy seemed confused and both ask the boys what they were talking about.

Brian said here let me show you guys…

Both of you get on your knee’s with your back against one another. Next we’re going to do both your hair in pony tails and then knot them together. Now when I pull on your head to throat you Michelle Sandy’s mouth will pull away from Mike’s cock and vice-versa when Mike throats sandy your mouth will pull away from my cock, hence the gag-seesaw commences and there’s nothing you guys can do to stop it . Newtons law of motion agrees.

Now let’s get to busting!

Mike chuckles as he takes his gun off safety.

by ThroatKing March 28, 2023

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

I saw god

A slang statement used to express shock.

Jack: "How many zombies did you see out there?"
David: "I did and, I saw god..."

by Psssuuuuu December 24, 2022

mrr-mrr-saw

Oscillating Multi-cut off tool , electric jam saw .

Run to the truck and grab the mrr-mrr-saw real quick .

by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- They made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020