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Josh

girl: who that
Guy: my dad josh
by gym.shoe7118 October 12, 2018
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Josh

Likes to hang out with retards and suck their dicks.
by Dinkle July 26, 2020
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Josh

Incredibly intelligent guy who has a drive to overcome the hardest obstacles and push towards the best version of himself.
Josh is an incredible man with impeccable taste in music (Even though most people think that he only listens to Trap music) He has an incredible talent for memorizing song lyrics, and isn’t afraid to show that talent off! Ask him to recite almost any Eminem song off the top of his head, he can do it!
Josh has an incredible head of dark curly hair, and beautiful blue eyes with gorgeous specks of greens and golds. He has the PERFECT nose! And he’s got the cutest freckles that never cease to catch your eyes! He’s a looker for sure! He just doesn’t know it.
Anyone close enough to Josh knows that he’s driven by emotion. He wants to make strong connections with those around him, and he will always go out of his way to help anybody in need. There isn’t a bad bone in Josh’s body. He’s incredibly funny, and he doesn’t even have to try. He always knows how to lighten up the mood, even if he cant bring himself to feel the same way he tries to make others feel.
Josh is perfect. He’s unpredictable, funny, smart, and kind.
Josh is the love of my life. I love this boy to the edge of the universe and back.
“Have you talked to Josh lately?”
“Oh! Josh, you mean the super attractive, funny, and absolutely charming man that I get to call my boyfriend? Yeah, just got off the phone with him a couple of minutes ago!”
by PeanutButterAndSadHam February 26, 2020
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Josh

Josh is a sexy mf with a huge horse dick and is usually really nice and respectful and allways has a lot of time for you
I’m meeting josh today

Wow ur in for a treat josh has a big dick and is really nice
by Tom jerile December 14, 2019
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Josh

Josh is your typical I-get-the-solo-in-choir, fuck you kinda guy. He never tries, yet he still gets whatever he wants. Josh is the kind of person who will talk shit about everyone, but is still liked by everyone regardless. Josh will tell you that you suck regardless of whether or not you're a sensitive person or not. Josh has an amazing personality, and is not the kind of person that you wanna fuck with. Josh will destroy your life in a snap and will drag you like a ragdoll.
Person 1: "What do you mean? He's so nice."
Person 2: "Who, Josh? He'll eat you out if you fuck with him."
by qwui yer November 9, 2018
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Josh

When someone doesn’t understand when the joke is over
by Creeperkiller73718 November 13, 2019
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Josh

Alcoholic, lives to drink, drinks to live.
Hey don’t be a josh and stop drinking. Hey look at that josh passed out in the bar. High I am bob & I am a josh.
by Shack king August 18, 2018
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