The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010

British rain

Sad and depressing rain that happens ever day in Britain (London)

This rain happens every day cant get any tea work done British rain

by Nascar12 August 11, 2022

British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021

British Bager

Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator

John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"

by Not leonbastard August 30, 2022

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018

British Columbia

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.

My dealer lives in British Columbia.

by Aleiksa March 8, 2018