TBM (Teenage Brain Mush)

The point between childhood & adulthood where the brain turns to mush while morphing into intellectualness.
I think my kid is suffering from TBM (Teenage Brain Mush). Why else would he/she be so irrational?
by A mom of teenagers (CC) January 5, 2012
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A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.
daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!
by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011
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A single or a team of special young homeless men lead by a homeless man of a different race that wears a robe and talks in a philosophical way and you are all out screwed if you do not give them your spare change because you will be cut to bits and eaten. Their main prey is annoying "sassy" gay men named Ricarrdo due to their complete defenlessness.
Odd Guy 1: Oh sh*t is that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo? HERE TAKE THE CHANGE!!!!!!!!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hobo: Thank you......BOOZE TIME BITCHES!
by conpatpet December 19, 2011
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1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!
by Raven April 5, 2004
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DSTS is where a person is dumb and stupid, either by doing dangerous things, being rebellious against law (notably drinking underage), or generally having limited mental capacity.
Person 1: Dude I tied myself to a shopping cart and had my friend push it while running.

Person 2: Sounds like you have Dumb Stupid Teenage Syndrome.
by DarthSandpaper September 9, 2021
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The way in which the youth of today uses language to conenside with their cultures and beliefs.
A teen that listens to punk music may use some of the words and phrases that the artists may. For example: 'I don't care about the world'
by Sarah burnes February 19, 2005
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