She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.
by The Original Agahnim January 1, 2022

when a person sticks their finger up their partner’s ass and use the fecal matter to draw all over their partner’s body to resemble tattoos
Billy: Hey, I just got a new tattoo!
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
Bob: Nigga, I got something fucking cooler.
Billy: What?
Bob: Some naughty brown tattoos
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